Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

• Next story The word queue is ironic. It’s just q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line.
• Previous story What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange.

You may also like...

• I saw an ad in a shop window, “Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full”, I thought, “I can’t turn that down”.

  August 21, 2021

• “My Dog has no nose.” “How does he smell?” “Awful”

  January 1, 2024

• What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe? Roberto

  November 24, 2020