Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

• Next story It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws.
• Previous story What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.

You may also like...

• Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’

  March 28, 2024

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

  March 3, 2021

• There’s not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

  October 27, 2022