Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

• Next story It’s only a murder of crows if there’s probable caws.
• Previous story What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.

You may also like...

• Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, “do you smell fish?”

  March 9, 2025

• What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.

  August 10, 2022

• I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.

  October 19, 2024