Did you know that protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were catholic.

• Next story I met this girl on a dating site and, I don’t know, we just clicked.
• Previous story What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner is on me!

You may also like...

• Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock? Because it’s a little meteor.

  November 11, 2023

• I used to work at a stationery store. But, I didn’t feel like I was going anywhere. So, I got a job at a travel agency. Now, I know I’ll be going places.

  July 5, 2022

• Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!”

  August 19, 2024