Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

• Next story My sister bet me $15 that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta.
• Previous story What do you call your friend who stands in a hole? Phil.

You may also like...

• Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.

  October 8, 2022

• For Valentine’s day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It’s the little things that count.

  July 7, 2023

• How do you steal a coat? You jacket.

  May 10, 2025