Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

• Next story I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop signing “I’m A Believer”… Then I saw her face.
• Previous story Where’s the bin? Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

You may also like...

• So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us.

  June 14, 2025

• Where did Captain Hook get his hook? From a second hand store.

  October 30, 2021

• What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us.

  December 25, 2022