Dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. I will never forget his last words. Be positive.

• Next story What did the dog say to the two trees? Bark bark.
• Previous story What do you call an eagle who can play the piano? Talonted!

You may also like...

• For Valentine’s day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus. It’s the little things that count.

  July 7, 2023

• People who don’t eat gluten are really going against the grain.

  April 19, 2024

• Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.

  December 8, 2022