At the boxing match, the dad got into the popcorn line and the line for hot dogs, but he wanted to stay out of the punchline. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 03/07/2024
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts. November 16, 2024
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. December 1, 2020