A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’ Today’s Daily Dad Joke 08/06/2023
I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop signing “I’m A Believer”… Then I saw her face. February 22, 2021
I adopted my dog from a blacksmith. As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door. October 7, 2022