A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’ Today’s Daily Dad Joke 13/11/2021
What are the strongest days of the week? Saturday and Sunday…the rest are weekdays. September 13, 2024
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me. November 22, 2023