A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

• Next story Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
• Previous story Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

You may also like...

• Why did the cookie cry? It was feeling crumby.

  August 31, 2021

• Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

  October 28, 2022

• I thought my wife was joking when she said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop signing “I’m A Believer”… Then I saw her face.

  February 22, 2021