A quick shoutout to all of the sidewalks out there… Thanks for keeping me off the streets.

• Next story What did the shy pebble wish for? That she was a little boulder.
• Previous story Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.

You may also like...

• When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

  September 4, 2022

• They’re making a movie about clocks. It’s about time

  January 6, 2023

• A doll was recently found dead in a rice paddy. It’s the only known instance of a nick nack paddy wack.

  August 17, 2024