A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey.” The horse says “Sure.”

• Next story I wouldn’t buy anything with velcro. It’s a total rip-off.
• Previous story How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? He felt his presents.

You may also like...

• what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? a labracadabrador

  December 1, 2021

• I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said “Wii”

  April 29, 2025

• Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

  November 11, 2021