My friend keeps telling me “Cheer up. You aren’t stuck in a deep hole in the ground, filled with water.” I know he means well.

• Next story What is the best way to carve? Whittle by whittle.
• Previous story What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!

You may also like...

• I cut my finger cutting cheese. I know it may be a cheesy story but I feel grate now.

  June 25, 2023

• I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

  September 15, 2023

• Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  October 17, 2024