I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix.

• Next story I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
• Previous story I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can’t wait to see how it turns out.

You may also like...

• Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now.

  November 7, 2024

• Why was ten scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.

  August 31, 2022

• Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders? To hold his pants up.

  April 7, 2024