Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.

• Next story What do vegetarian zombies eat? Grrrrrainnnnnssss.
• Previous story Some people eat light bulbs. They say it’s a nice light snack.

You may also like...

• I was going to get a brain transplant, but I changed my mind

  November 3, 2023

• I been watching a channel on TV that is strictly just about origami — of course it is paper-view.

  October 19, 2024

• What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!

  August 28, 2024