A red and a blue ship have just collided in the Caribbean. Apparently the survivors are marooned.

• Next story Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
• Previous story I wanted to be a tailor but I didn’t suit the job

You may also like...

• To be Frank, I’d have to change my name.

  July 29, 2023

• Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  November 25, 2024

• Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

  December 23, 2024