What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.

• Next story Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we’re naming a disease after you.
• Previous story Man, I really love my furniture… me and my recliner go way back.

You may also like...

• How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!

  October 18, 2023

• My friend said to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”

  April 26, 2021

• What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn’t right for me, so I really don’t carrot all.

  October 22, 2023