I broke my finger at work today, on the other hand I’m completely fine.

• Previous story A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”

You may also like...

• “What time is it?” I don’t know… it keeps changing.

  June 11, 2021

• What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

  January 27, 2021

• My pet mouse ‘Elvis’ died last night. He was caught in a trap..

  April 11, 2024