What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

• Next story I tried to milk a cow today, but was unsuccessful. Udder failure.
• Previous story “Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

You may also like...

• I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

  December 16, 2022

• I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

  June 22, 2023

• Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

  July 12, 2021