Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says, “how do you drive this thing?”

• Next story I had a dream that I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
• Previous story I was in an 80’s band called the prevention. We were better than the cure.

You may also like...

• Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!

  January 11, 2021

• If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks–it cost me an arm and a leg!

  June 16, 2023

• Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

  February 7, 2024