A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” October 15, 2024
How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator? You will see one later and one in a while. January 10, 2024