A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks…… “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”

• Next story What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
• Previous story Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we’re naming a disease after you.

You may also like...

• How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let’s go ride bikes!

  May 14, 2024

• You can’t trust a ladder. It will always let you down

  March 4, 2021

• What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

  June 4, 2021