Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we’re naming a disease after you. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 10/12/2023
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question… dogs can’t whistle. April 12, 2021
So, I heard this pun about cows, but it’s kinda offensive so I won’t say it. I don’t want there to be any beef between us. June 14, 2025
A man is washing the car with his son. The son asks…… “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?” April 24, 2024