They say Dodger Stadium can hold up to fifty-six thousand people, but that is just a ballpark figure.

• Next story What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
• Previous story Frankenstein enters a bodybuilding competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective.

You may also like...

• I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

  November 26, 2022

• I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

  December 30, 2022

• Don’t trust atoms. They make up everything.

  May 7, 2025