Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.

• Next story I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.
• Previous story “Dad, I’m hungry.” Hello, Hungry. I’m Dad.

You may also like...

• What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup.

  January 27, 2021

• I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year…the sails are going through the roof

  July 28, 2021

• Why couldn’t the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated arrr!

  July 18, 2021