What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose? Hare spray.

• Next story I asked a frenchman if he played video games. He said “Wii”
• Previous story I wear a stethoscope so that in a medical emergency I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.

You may also like...

• Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he’s a pain in the neck.

  May 28, 2025

• Why do cows not have toes? They lactose!

  May 1, 2025

• What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

  February 18, 2024