What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine.

• Next story What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
• Previous story My wife said I was immature. So I told her to get out of my fort.

You may also like...

• Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Lack of concentration.

  December 1, 2022

• What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can’t “tuna” fish!

  December 31, 2020

• What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.

  March 14, 2024