A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” March 15, 2023
Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between! October 8, 2021
What did the judge say to the dentist? Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth? October 21, 2023