Don’t buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 18/07/2022
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? Because it takes them a long time to swallow their pride. January 19, 2021
I’ve been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can’t seem to get it going. November 30, 2023
I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day. December 1, 2020