What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

• Next story What do you call a bee that lives in America? A USB.
• Previous story How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.

You may also like...

• Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwich.

  February 15, 2021

• Ben & Jerry’s really need to improve their operation. The only way to get there is down a rocky road.

  September 1, 2023

• What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice? A Popsicle.

  April 6, 2024