Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

• Next story What do you call a careful wolf? Aware wolf.
• Previous story What’s the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can’t control their pupils.

You may also like...

• Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.

  September 23, 2024

• Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.

  July 9, 2023

• Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

  May 20, 2021