What did the Red light say to the Green light? Don’t look at me I’m changing!

• Next story Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?” and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn’t know my name is Brian.
• Previous story Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own? It’s two-tired.

You may also like...

• My friend said to me: “What rhymes with orange” I said: “no it doesn’t”

  April 26, 2021

• Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

  November 21, 2022

• Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

  June 21, 2022