I had a pair of racing snails. I removed their shells to make them more aerodynamic, but they became sluggish.

• Next story People saying ‘boo! to their friends has risen by 85% in the last year…. That’s a frightening statistic.
• Previous story Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet. We’re a cover band.

You may also like...

• What has ears but cannot hear? A field of corn.

  November 25, 2023

• Why does it take longer to get from 1st to 2nd base, than it does to get from 2nd to 3rd base? Because there’s a Shortstop in between!

  October 8, 2021

• Sore throats are a pain in the neck!

  December 9, 2021