Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he’s a pain in the neck.

• Next story Child: Dad, make me a sandwich. Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwich.
• Previous story There’s not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go.

You may also like...

• It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

  October 18, 2021

• I fear for the calendar, its days are numbered.

  May 14, 2025

• When people are sad, I sometimes let them colour in my tattoos. Sometimes all they need is a shoulder to crayon.

  December 12, 2024