I just got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 11/02/2021
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’ January 12, 2023
A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off. May 15, 2021