I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel

• Next story Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have nobody to go with.
• Previous story I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

You may also like...

• Have you heard about the owl sanctuary job opening? It’s all night shifts but they’re all a hoot over there.

  August 9, 2023

• What did the ocean say to the beach? Thanks for all the sediment.

  October 10, 2024

• “Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?” “Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.”

  November 20, 2024