Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert? Because she was stuffed.

• Next story A beekeeper was indicted after he confessed to years of stealing at work. They charged him with emBEEzlement
• Previous story Feeling pretty proud of myself. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months.

You may also like...

• I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

  December 30, 2022

• What’s blue and not very heavy? Light blue.

  April 16, 2025

• I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out.

  July 5, 2021