I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthetic, they said: go ahead, knock yourself out. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 05/07/2021
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” March 20, 2024
Have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it. February 7, 2024