The pick of the bunch, you’ll be dead set struggling to find funnier Walking Dead dad jokes than these.
They ate the whole left side of mom’s body Coral…
I haven’t showered in weeks. How do I smell dad?
What is E.T. short for?
How do you know you’re drowning in milk?
Dad are you alright?
Carl, do you know why you can’t get cell service at the cemetery? Because it’s a dead zone. A dead zone Carl!
Before I was a Sheriff, I was an investment banker. But I quit… I just lost interest! I lost interest Coral.
Dad it hurts when I pee…
What do you want from us? Spaghetti Tuesdays, that’s all…
Did you hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents.
Hey Coral, what’s Bob’s favourite kind of music?
Hey Carl, what is Hershel’s favourite restaurant?
I’m hungry dad… I would say get Hershel to make you some spaghetti. But he lost his noodle.
Hey dad, wanna hear a really dirty joke?
Hey Coral, did you hear that Beth can’t handle her liquor?
Hey Coral, what if we were all books?
I just cooked up a dog that died…
Dad, I’m hungry.
Hi hungry, I’m dead.
Hey Coral, what’s a pirate’s favourite letter?
Oh Rick Grimes, you so funny. Coral will never get sick of these dad jokes.