Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.

• Next story I wanted to be a tailor but I didn’t suit the job
• Previous story If I could name myself after any Egyptian god, I’d be Set.

You may also like...

• Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.? Because it’s indivisible.

  February 17, 2024

• Don’t buy flowers at a monastery. Because only you can prevent florist friars.

  August 7, 2021

• Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own? It’s two-tired.

  May 6, 2021