I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 20/03/2023
A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”. “Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them” November 13, 2020