I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 20/03/2023
What’s the longest word in the dictionary? Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the two S’s. January 12, 2021
Two muffins were sitting in an oven, and the first looks over to the second, and says, “man, it’s really hot in here”. The second looks over at the first with a surprised look, and answers, “WHOA, a talking muffin!” May 6, 2024