I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 20/03/2023
There’s not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go. December 10, 2022
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they’d all say “Bach bach bach!” August 21, 2023