Camping is intense.

• Next story I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I’ve always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
• Previous story Why did the man run around his bed? Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

You may also like...

• Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we’re naming a disease after you.

  December 10, 2023

• Just watched a documentary about beavers… It was the best damn program I’ve ever seen.

  December 2, 2022

• I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday. I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.

  May 31, 2023