Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.

• Next story Who did the wizard marry? His ghoul-friend
• Previous story When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.

You may also like...

• Why do bears have hairy coats? Fur protection.

  November 18, 2022

• They tried to make a diamond shaped like a duck. It quacked under the pressure.

  March 13, 2023

• To the guy who invented zero… thanks for nothing.

  August 24, 2024