There’s not really any training for garbagemen. They just pick things up as they go. December 10, 2022
A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts. June 3, 2023
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’ January 12, 2023