What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup. Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

• Next story How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern? You use a pumpkin patch.
• Previous story What is the least spoken language in the world? Sign Language

You may also like...

• What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can’t “tuna” fish!

  December 31, 2020

• A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

  September 12, 2022

• Doctor: Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news? Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we’re naming a disease after you.

  November 6, 2024