Wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it… We had some drinks, cool guy, wants to be a web developer.

• Next story When is a door not a door? When it’s ajar.
• Previous story I burned 2000 calories today, I left my food in the oven for too long.

You may also like...

• When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

  December 24, 2022

• What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can tune a guitar but you can’t “tuna” fish!

  March 6, 2023

• Which is the fastest growing city in the world? Dublin’

  April 10, 2021