Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah. Today’s Daily Dad Joke 17/11/2024
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, it’s a really obscure number. You’ve probably never heard of it. May 29, 2023
I made a playlist for hiking. It has music from Peanuts, The Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my Trail Mix. June 13, 2023
Me: If humans lose the ability to hear high frequency volumes as they get older, can my 4 week old son hear a dog whistle? Doctor: No, humans can never hear that high of a frequency no matter what age they are. Me: Trick question… dogs can’t whistle. April 12, 2021