Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.

• Next story What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
• Previous story What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!

You may also like...

• Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

  June 23, 2025

• What did the piece of bread say to the knife? Butter me up.

  August 19, 2021

• Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

  January 26, 2023