Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.

• Next story What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.
• Previous story What is a tornado’s favorite game to play? Twister!

You may also like...

• The other day I was listening to a song about superglue, it’s been stuck in my head ever since.

  October 4, 2023

• Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.

  February 13, 2023

• Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.

  December 12, 2022