Why do nurses carry around red crayons? Sometimes they need to draw blood.

• Next story What does an angry pepper do? It gets jalapeño face.
• Previous story Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing? Just in case you get a hole in one.

You may also like...

• What is the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don’t know and I don’t care.

  February 18, 2024

• What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented? Lil Caesars

  November 14, 2024

• What is the tallest building in the world? The library – it’s got the most stories!

  December 2, 2021