Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they might peel!

• Next story What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been nice gnawing you.
• Previous story My pet mouse ‘Elvis’ died last night. He was caught in a trap..

You may also like...

• I got a reversible jacket for Christmas, I can’t wait to see how it turns out.

  December 4, 2020

• What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

  July 27, 2024

• Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”

  January 28, 2024